Shoe thrower

Muntadher al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist on trial for throwing his shoes last year at then-President George W. Bush, said the former American leader's "bloodless and soulless smile" and his joking banter provoked him.

Rescue Via a Blue Swan

Whatis the blue swan you ask? It is immediate rescue via an unforeseen agent. In our present situation it could be:

New technology that delivers free energy.

Arrival of friendly flying saucer people who teach us how to fly unaided, heat our homes and light our cities with hydrogen, live forever, and instantly transport ourselves and goods to markets in other galaxies.